— “Sean Spicer Lawyers Up as Russia Probe Heats Up” (Daily Beast headline)
When you should have been shutting, you were miked and messed up
So now you’re too keyed and too fired and you need to ketchup
The answer’s not putting, not fessing—lawyer up
Get yourself cleaned and well spruced or, better, souped up
Now you feel popped, topped and stopped, but bottoms up!
— William Eaton
Que ce petit poème aide aussi les pauvres étrangers qui doivent lutter sans relâche avec les « phrasal verbs » (les verbes à particules) des Américains.
For more see the Limericks: Part I (Pence, Trump, Mueller, Capitalism), Part II (Injustice, Trump, Illness, Poetry), Part III (Animals, Capitalism, the News, First Impressions) and Part IV (No nation on Earth has an interest in seeing this band of criminals). Or, say, Oh, say, can you see . . .
Image is a snip of an old advertisement, which ran with the title “How to Please a Husband.”
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